I Dreamt I was a Zombie
A morning dream, this was
I heard a car door slam at one point, saw sunlight, so it wasn’t
a scary 3:00 a.m. dream.
In the dream, my right hand was a lobster claw
and both hands had been wrangled off: hacked or yanked,
jagged stumps remained.
I moaned the zombie moan and waved my arms towards
the bastard who stole my claw.
Through narrow hallways we lumbered after a couple. She screamed, her name
was Emily.
At some point, I turned traitor
and spoke
coherently.
We were were chasing people, eating them, but I wasn’t into it.
I told this one couple, mother and son,
“Run. Seriously.”
I whispered this because I don’t know what zombies do to creatures like me,
disloyal to our species,
helping humans get away and only
faux-biting their luscious, tender skin,
so smooth and tender, and wet when it breaks like
biting into an ear of corn.
Maybe
being a zombie isn’t so bad.
Anyone seen Emily?
